Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Three Nuns
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, “I...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...