Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
What does pizza delivery man and a gynaecologist…
What does pizza delivery man anda gynaecologist have in common?Both can smell it but...
Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...