Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Careful what you say if she’s pregnant!
***Top 17 fatal things to say if your wife is pregnant***17. “I finished the...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...