What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
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The farmer’s wife.
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What’s the definition of AIDS?
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One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother…
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If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
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36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
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Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...