Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when…
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Le Pepper Please!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...