Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
Jack and the Beanstalk
Jack was walking around when he noticed a ladder that went up into the...
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus…
Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...