Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...