Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
A kind of sport
A guy comes home from the bar drunk one night around 3 in the...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...