glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
3 Sick Soldiers…
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Undocumented Windows Errors
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101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...