Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach…
Two pedophiles were sitting on the beach.One said to the other “Hey get out...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...