Striking statistics
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...