The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
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And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Job Interview No-No’s!
If ya really want that new job, you may want to avoid saying these:”You...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...