Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?Put a little boogie in it.
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Customer support logs
|Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.