Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients...