Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Wedding Toast 3
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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
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The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
Understanding Your Paycheck
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TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...