Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...