Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...