Trouble with plane engines
|While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Psychiatrists and Patients
How do you tell the difference between the psychiatrists and the patients at the...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
The Wrong Way
As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Jones or Lewinsky?
Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones.His response:...