Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Boxing Referee
And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime...
Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Bzzzzz!!
What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???He put’s...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
A young lady walks into a doctors office…
A young lady walks into a doctors office. “Doctor I’m suffering from a terrible...