A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....
Snail Tracks
Q: Why did God give women legs? A: So that they wouldn’t leave tracks...
Rectum Wins
One day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see...
Math is turning bad
|”Psst, c’mere,” said the shifty-eyed man wearing a long black trenchcoat, as he beckoned...