Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Patient & Doctor
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a bridge. Doctor: What’s comes over you? Patient: 2...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
Frog in a bank
A frog walks into his local bank and walks up to the counter.”I would...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
An academic problem
An academic problemIn a high school gym class, all the girls are lined up...