If men had a vagina.
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What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
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A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
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A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club…
Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in...
Blue Elephants
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Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...