insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
At the first session of a conversion class…
At the first session of a conversion class theminister conducting the class asked, “What...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...