Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Research results are in!
The following information was gained through much arduous research involving men and women from...
Dissuasion!
The beautiful secretary of the president of the Chase Manhattan Bank goes to a...