What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Breaking and Entering
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...