Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Newfie fun
What is the difference between a newfie and a bucket of shit…Answer… The Bucket
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...