Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
So the elephant says to the naked man…
So the elephant says to the naked man . . .”You breathe through that...
Diplomat wants water
|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...