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Ant and a grasshopper
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A mouse sandwich!
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Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
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I\’m glad I\’m a woman
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Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Four is equal to five
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The autograph book
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What’s the difference between men and women?
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