Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
At The Circus
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared,...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...