There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue…
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
Different sex outcomes
Different sex outcomesBrunette after sex: “Oh that was great! Love you… wanna marry?”Blonde after...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...