Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
Questions and Answers!
Q: What’s the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A: A...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...