Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Four married guys go golfing…
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the followingconversation took place:First Guy:...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...