Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Three Wise Women????
Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...