Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...