Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.