Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
The wife of an older man is distraught…
The wife of an older man is distraught because her husband’s um…little sailor can’t...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...