Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom
Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...