Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Brain or muscles?
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo...
Are you going to take her?
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Difference between Malaysia & USA
Q : What’s the difference between Malaysia & the US?A : US’s got Bill...
Nauseous sex
Patient: Doctor I’m having trouble having sex with my wife. When I get close...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil…
Guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the...