Don’t say this to a cop
|The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you...
A real calamity
O’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
What did the blonde say…
What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...