One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate…
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
Floppy disk care
|By following the instructions below, you should have error-free, long-lasting floppy disks. Never leave...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...