Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A business man from New York decided to quit his job…
A business man from New York decided to quit his job and buy a...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...