Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
The origin of the bagpipes
|The origin of the bagpipes was being discussed and the representatives of different nations...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...