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A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
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Go Farther
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A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...
Twelve days Microsoft
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