Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Elephant jokes 10
|Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?Because of all the cheetahs!What do...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...