Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
What’s easier to make: a snowman or a snowwoman?A snowman is easier to make,...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...