Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Light Bulb 4
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? “You can change...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Bush as a post turtle
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...