Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this...
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...