Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...