Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password…
Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password. It’s her turn to guess the...
My Montana Diary
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here....
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...