Some last minute requests
|A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...