You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Police are in a chase
|Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...