A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
Pictures from police
|A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Lawyers get robbed
|Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in.While several of...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...