Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
Discovering too late that a…
Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
The Pharmacy
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms. As...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...