Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
Easy Specimens
An old man goes to the doctor. The doctor asks for stool, urine, blood,...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...